im gay
i know
yea but for you.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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