once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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