6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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