Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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