His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
this will be a night to untag.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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