on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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