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(202): View more from Washington, DC

if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now

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(619): View more from California

do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?

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Don't drive home.

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(516): View more from New York

Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.

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(620): View more from Kansas

She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever

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(502): View more from Kentucky

Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing

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Sidenote...no idea how to salsa

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(914): View more from New York

He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline

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(520): View more from Arizona

You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.

(520): View more from Arizona

Seriously, come on.

(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.

(520): View more from Arizona

I hate you.

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