I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
