I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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