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(913): View more from Kansas

if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad

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(713): View more from Texas

maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..

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(917): View more from New York City

i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you

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(718): View more from New York

Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building

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(303): View more from Colorado

jump out the window naked night went bad

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(914): View more from New York

And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.

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