have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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