I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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