she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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