butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
there is puke in my bra ... again
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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