I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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