Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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