I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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