You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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