do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Randomize
