We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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