Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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