I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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