we have pet lesbian snakes
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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