so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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