Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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