Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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