so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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