Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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