Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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