I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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