I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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