they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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