He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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