fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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