If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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