# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
