you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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