I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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