Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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