You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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