3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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