sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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