What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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