it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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