Dual....:-)
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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