Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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