would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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