my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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