that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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