Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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