So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
