what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
