DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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